Nerds unite.

Exams are next week. Fortunately for all of you, my connections with the school board, the IRS, and the makers of NeoPets have enabled me to order a few plasma grenades from Ebay and obtain blueprints of our campus (and a key to the 1000 building workroom for anyone who wants to buy it off me really cheap). If these items arrive on time, there will be no exams. If not,then I'm gonna have a bitchin' Fourth of July.