xentharthethird
Nerds unite.
Too tempting to resist, too boring for you to waste you time reading.
1. ONE WISH?
World peace *bats eyelashes* Nah, seriously, a world of acceptance and tolerance.
World peace *bats eyelashes* Nah, seriously, a world of acceptance and tolerance.
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
I'm ALL about the love.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Hurting someone
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Haha, you KNOW it.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Haven't seen much of it 'cause I hardly watch TV.
I'm ALL about the love.
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Hurting someone
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Haha, you KNOW it.
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
Haven't seen much of it 'cause I hardly watch TV.
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
If I'm nervous
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
Ugh.. all babies are gross-looking
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
I'm happy either way, but I do love to snuggle
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Off white
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Too busy pulling off dead layers of skin
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No way,
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can turn my middle fingers into a metranome, and pull off a pretty good turn-table imitation
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
South America
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Not as funny as Conan
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yeah, but I tire out if I don't smoke in between strokes.
I'm happy either way, but I do love to snuggle
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Off white
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
Too busy pulling off dead layers of skin
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
No way,
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
I can turn my middle fingers into a metranome, and pull off a pretty good turn-table imitation
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
South America
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
Not as funny as Conan
15. CAN YOU SWIM?
Yeah, but I tire out if I don't smoke in between strokes.
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
Nah, and I heard it was alright
17. DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?
In the summer I care, but in the winter you know I'm outside with all the cans of hairspray I can find.
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOSTIE POP?
One, Two, Three, Four.... Oops, I bit.
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
Not unless I have it written out in front of me
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
Yeah, it was pretty fun.
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Man, I have more siblings than you have questions.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENERS?
Totally manual, babe.
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
I don't do it myself, but I think its far better than this maufactured slaughtering that has become so popular. Hunting is natural, I like that.
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
If its up to me.. then no, I'll be too busy spending my eternally flowing money, and my harem
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
Sometimes it can be really kewl lookin'
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
Poison ivy, and apparently, Black Walnuts
Poison ivy, and apparently, Black Walnuts
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE U"?
I never say "I love u," but I'm ALWAYS saying "I love you."
I never say "I love u," but I'm ALWAYS saying "I love you."
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
Beats me, I guess if he is that's his own business
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
Nah, I just think of the divorce rate.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
Ernie Ford, baby!
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
What the hell, man? Next you're gonna be asking me, "ARE GREEN EYED PEOPLE JEALOUS?," or "ARE PEOPLE WITH BAGGY PANTS PACKING HEAT?"
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
It is my vow in life to find this out
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
8.34am
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
Too many, really. The most common ones are Philli, Cap'n, and Hey-you-with-the-big-hair
35. IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?
Nah, I'll eat it, but if I'm gonna eat fast food I would rather it be Arby's or Sonic.
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
Whoa.. um.. the fourth.. yeah.
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers to get clean, baths to relax.
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
Is rhat question even relevent?
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
I totally do. Man, gimme some of that slobber, its totally intoxicating. I'm dead serious.
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
Depends on where I am. If I was, say, walking through a pit of snarling dobermans, or in the trunk of a serial killer's car, then sure, yeah.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Smoking, Blogging, Staying up when I'm not supposed to, Cheese, Thinking, Sleeping when I'm not supposed to, Music, Video games.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
I like the Smucker's All Natural. Its crunchy-ish, and totally oily.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I totally do it all the time, dude.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
While dreaming.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Not at all.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I don't take medicine, unless I have a SEVERE headache. And I only smoke what grows out of the ground, lets leave it at that.
Depends on where I am. If I was, say, walking through a pit of snarling dobermans, or in the trunk of a serial killer's car, then sure, yeah.
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
Smoking, Blogging, Staying up when I'm not supposed to, Cheese, Thinking, Sleeping when I'm not supposed to, Music, Video games.
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
I like the Smucker's All Natural. Its crunchy-ish, and totally oily.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
I totally do it all the time, dude.
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
While dreaming.
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
Not at all.
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
I don't take medicine, unless I have a SEVERE headache. And I only smoke what grows out of the ground, lets leave it at that.
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
Yes, unless someone is trying to wake me up.
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown.
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
Yes. I'm usually drunk on it.
51. LIQUOR OR BEER?
Neither, man. I'm not into drinking.
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
Sure, but not as much as I'd like to be.
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
I love that book.
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
Bass, and a little classical guitar every now and then.
55. HAVE U EVER STOLEN MONEY?
Yeah, but never from someone who needed it. In fact, I've actually secretly put money in the wallet of someone who needed it. I'm so very sly.
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Never tried.
57. DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?
Yeah, but forget the tent. I'd rather just grab a blanket and snuggle under the stars.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Nah.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
In a young girl's heart...
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Dude, why can't man be best friends with everyone. Where is the llama love?
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes. It can often times be a good thing. It'd be nicer though, if people took more care in truly loving someone before they married.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Never tried. It looks friggin' awesome, though.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Grammatically - yes, Verbally - yesss, While reading aloud - You betcha, While being gloriously sexy and magnificently awesome - rarely
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Haven't been out.
Yeah, but forget the tent. I'd rather just grab a blanket and snuggle under the stars.
58. DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?
Nah.
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
In a young girl's heart...
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
Dude, why can't man be best friends with everyone. Where is the llama love?
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
Yes. It can often times be a good thing. It'd be nicer though, if people took more care in truly loving someone before they married.
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
Never tried. It looks friggin' awesome, though.
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
Grammatically - yes, Verbally - yesss, While reading aloud - You betcha, While being gloriously sexy and magnificently awesome - rarely
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
Haven't been out.
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
Chocolate chip cookie from Subway
66. DO YOU WEAR NAIL POLISH?
I put some one like nine months ago, and it's STILL on.
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
Yeah.
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING COMMERCIAL?
I don't watch TV
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
I shop at Goodwill, man.
70. DO YOU SNORE?
Nah, I make this weird clicking sound in my throat. But I like when other people snore, dunno why.. it's oddly conforting.
71. FAVORITE SONGS AT THE MOMENT?
Can't pick favorites, the other songs will get jealous.
Eternal <3 and peace,
.Cap'n.
No worms - Don't scream...
As they entered
hell yeah